Tag Archives: mean
Rule #22
Rule #22: No, I will not give you more bath water. You had plenty until you dumped half of it on the bathroom floor.
Rule #21
Rule #21 (by Gretchen H.): Cats do not like to be dressed up in doll clothes.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #20
Rule #20: Mommy does not like this sort of thing….
- Mommy: Thanks for putting your clothes in the hamper.
- 4 yr old: WHATEVER!
- Mommy: Saying “Whatever” isn’t very nice.
- 4 yr old: Why not?
- Mommy: It means, “I don’t care about what you’re saying.”
- 4 yr old: But Mom, I DON’T care about what you’re saying.
Sigh.
Filed under SR
Rule #18
Rule #18: Mommy appreciates your amazing flexibility, but she still must insist that you don’t lick the bottom of your shoes.
Filed under GC
Rule #16
Rule #16: Just because you hate the word “bacon” doesn’t mean that you can force other people to stop saying it.
Filed under SR
Rule #15
Rule #15: When you say, “I didn’t whack my brother. At least I’m pretty sure you weren’t looking,” it means you still get in trouble.
Rule #13
Rule #13: Let’s not do this again….
- 5:40pm: Arrive at 3rd grader’s soccer practice (10 minutes late because of previous drama at home)
- 5:45pm: 3rd grader says, “Mommy, I have to go potty.”
- 5:50pm: Drive to gas station to go potty; ask preschooler if he needs to go. He says, “No.”
- 5:55pm: Arrive back at soccer practice.
- 5:56pm: Preschooler screams, “MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO POTTY REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!”
Nice.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 