Tag Archives: mean

08/27/2010 · 7:09 am

Rule #369

Rule #369: No armpits on the air conditioner blower. Even when you’re really hot.

Thanks, Bekki P.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as armpits, gross, hot, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, sweaty

08/26/2010 · 2:46 pm

Rule #368

Rule #368: Please do not wake Mommy up after she has worked a 12 hour overnight shift to tell her any of these things:

Your sibling changed the channel you were watching on tv
You’d like a snack
You feel like wearing shorts

Thanks, Beth K.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as clothing, mean, meanest mommy, mom, night shift, parenting, rules, sleepy, snack, tattle-tale

08/24/2010 · 7:40 am

Rule #367

Rule #367: Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same. Please use a cup… and the sink.

Thanks, Warkenda C.!

Leave a comment

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as cat, drink of water, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toilet

08/23/2010 · 7:48 am

Rule #366

Rule #366: If you would stop experimenting with new ways to pee and just stick with the tried and true method used by men for centuries, you wouldn’t have peed in your eye.

Thanks, Michelle C.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as eyeball, innovation, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules

08/20/2010 · 7:49 am

Rule #365

Rule #365: You may not goose total strangers at the post office. Or anywhere else.

Thanks, Meaghann B.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as embarrassing, goose, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, post office, rules

08/19/2010 · 6:53 am

Rule #364

Rule #364: Don’t touch the eggs!

Thanks, Shaye M., and my sympathies. 😦

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, eggs, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

08/12/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #363

Rule #363: No, I will not give your brother a time-out for name calling. He called you “Leelia.” That is your name.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, mean, meanest, mom, mommy, name, name-calling, parenting, rules, sticks & stone, time-out

08/10/2010 · 11:18 am

Rule #362

Rule #362: No, you may not give the cat fashionable lavender highlights with the paint we’re using on your bedroom walls.

Thanks, Sinclair S.!

Leave a comment

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as cat, highlights, lavender, mean, meanest mommy, mom, paint, parenting, rules

08/09/2010 · 8:10 am

Rule #361

Rule #361: If you can’t handle being measured at the doctor’s office, and you manage to explode Dad’s coffee onto the nurse, the doctor, yourself, your dad, the table, and the floor, DO NOT come home to Mom and tattle that Dad said a bad word.

Thanks, Anita M.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as apology, coffee, dry cleaning bill, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, professional carpet cleaners, rules, spill

08/08/2010 · 3:30 pm

Rule #360

Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.

Thanks, Paula!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as embarrassing, fart, loud, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules