Tag Archives: ouch
Rule #217
Rule #217: Please so not shave a bald spot into your head with your dad’s razor. Seriously, ouch!
Thanks to Abby G. who has also made a rule for her husband about how sharp objects need to be put in a higher place away from the toddler.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #178
Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.
This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.
Filed under Guest rules, SR
Rule #176
Rule #176:
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Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.
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Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.
Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #155
Rule #155: Please do not jump, bounce, or climb on me while the dental hygienist has sharp instruments in my mouth.
Thanks, Tanya S. And I hope you’re back to eating solid foods again. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #141
Rule #141: Before you may nurse, you must first remove any rocks that are in your mouth.
Thanks, Sarah R. And ouch!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #118
Rule #118: Apparently the number of times you tell your child to “Be Careful” is proportional to how likely he is to need stitches. On a weekend. When Mommy is out of town.
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When I was out of town a few weekends ago, Gavin fell into the wooden part of our rocking chair. Meanest Daddy did a great job handling the 6 stitches (with the other 2 kids in tow) at the urgent care clinic. Stitches were removed last week, and Gavin is healing nicely. I am almost recovered from being gone when my kid got hurt. 😦
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 