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Rule #285
Rule #285: When we have houseguests, you must wear at least underwear when running from the shower to your room. Also, please do not scream “NAKED!” to announce you are streaking through the living room.
Thanks, Jill J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #284
Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.
This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #283
Rule #283: No pouring water into electrical outlets. It causes the wires in walls to melt together, spark, smell, and give you a frightful shock.
Thanks, Jessica D.! And I’m glad everyone is okay. Ouch!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #282
Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.
Thanks, Carrie HW!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #281
Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.
Thanks, Katie A.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #280
Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.
Thanks, Wendy W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #279
Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.
Thanks, Paula M.!
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Rule #278
Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)
Thanks, Joanna M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #277
Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”
Thanks, Denise MG!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 