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Rule#69
Rule #69: Banging on the door and screaming, “Let me in, Lady!” is not an appropriate way of getting your mother to let you in the house.
Thanks, Kelly S.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #68
Rule #68: The phrase “I didn’t hear you the first two times” makes it pretty clear to Mommy that you DID hear her those other times.
Rule #67
Rule #67: Mommy welcomes this atrocious behavior while she’s trying to pack. That way she doesn’t have to feel guilty about going on a trip without you for 4 days. BRING IT ON!
Rule #66
Rule #66: If you’re going to break stuff, please break OUR stuff. Not the stuff at a friend’s house. The first time we go over there.
Filed under GC
Rule #65
Rule #65: Just because it says on the internet that guinea pigs are good swimmers does not mean that we should put them in our bathtub.
Filed under OA
Rule #64
Rule #64: When all the other kids are meeting the new teacher and saying, “Nice to meet you Ms. J.,” and shaking her hand, I wish you wouldn’t make that strange series of noises & head butt her.
Rule #63
Rule #63: It’s not okay to use Mom’s antique crock as a popcorn bowl!
Thanks, Melissa S. Mmmmm…. popcorn!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 