Tag Archives: school age

04/14/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #301

Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?”

Thanks, Kristin W.!

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Tagged as flammable, mean, meanest mommy, mom, neuter, no such thing as a dumb question, nuts, parenting, questions, rules, school age, urine

04/06/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #295

Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, I'm bored, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, timeout

02/28/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #264

Rule #264: I know how much you like your new iPod, but that is no reason to video record every minute of our lives, including Mommy coming out of the bathroom in a towel.

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Tagged as ipod, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, record, rules, school age, shower, video

02/06/2010 · 4:20 pm

Rule #252

Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.

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Tagged as barf, gross, mean, meanst mommy, mom, orange juice, parenting, pepperoni, rules, school age

12/30/2009 · 9:27 am

Rule #239

Rule #239: Please do not take a picture of your brother’s butt crack with my cell phone. Thanks.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Tagged as brother, butt, cell phone, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, picture, rules, school age

12/18/2009 · 9:31 am

Rule #235

Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, dinner, Halloween, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, starving, trick or treat

12/12/2009 · 9:12 pm

Rule #231

Rule #231: When we spend 20 minutes searching everywhere for your brother’s mittens, it would be helpful for you to reveal that they are on your hands.

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Tagged as lost, mean, meanest mommy, mittens, mom, parenting, rules, school age

11/30/2009 · 8:50 am

Rule #223

Rule #223: Please do not rack the guests with the dog toys.

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Tagged as dog toys, guests, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, rack, rules, school age

11/24/2009 · 8:03 am

Rule #220

Rule #220: I appreciate you thinking that I look good and have a nice haircut, but that’s no reason for me to get out of bed and get your breakfast when Daddy is already standing in the kitchen.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, breakfast, haircut, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age

11/23/2009 · 8:34 am

Rule #219

Rule #219: As cute as I think your little bum is, you do not need to insist I take a picture of it every time I get the camera out.

Thanks, Melissa S.!

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Tagged as bum, camera, cute, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age