Tag Archives: school age
Rule #206
Rule #206: Please do not write, “You suck” on your music quiz. (This is especially not a good idea when your mom is your music teacher.)
Thanks, April N.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #203
Rule #203: It was super cute when you were playing your homemade instruments out on the sidewalk, but it’s just not cool to put down the instruments and chase cars up and down the street with those “donation” signs.
Thanks, Stephen B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #201
Rule #201: Please do not pull up my shirt to give me a kiss on my stomach while I am volunteering in your kindergarten class.
Rule #199
Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.
Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #193
Rule #193: Dear second grader…the “suffer with the baby that wants to get up and play in the middle of the night” clause of our contract expired quite some time ago. Renegotiation of said contract is not an option.
Thanks, Eileen J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #190
Rule #190: Please sneeze into your elbow. If you do sneeze into your hand do not eat the snot that lands there.
Thanks, Dianne G. and eeeewwwwwwww!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #189
Rule #189: We usually leave for school at 8:10am. 8:09am is not the best time to ask for help with your homework that is due today.
Filed under OA
Rule #187
Rule #187: No, Mommy will not ask the hairdresser to come to our house to cut her hair so you have time to play a game on the computer.
Filed under OA
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 