Rule #82: Yes, it is round and full of water, but that does not make it a swimming pool.
Tag Archives: toddler
Rule #76
Rule #76: FYI to the toddler… It is not necessary for you to save up your absolute worst behavior for the following places: the airplane, the middle school band concert, and grandma’s.
Thanks, Teresa S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #74
Rule #74: When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.
Rule #71
Rule #71: Throwing a shoe at Mommy’s head is not a good way to welcome her home from her trip.
Filed under GC
Rule #67
Rule #67: Mommy welcomes this atrocious behavior while she’s trying to pack. That way she doesn’t have to feel guilty about going on a trip without you for 4 days. BRING IT ON!
Rule #66
Rule #66: If you’re going to break stuff, please break OUR stuff. Not the stuff at a friend’s house. The first time we go over there.
Filed under GC
Rule #63
Rule #63: It’s not okay to use Mom’s antique crock as a popcorn bowl!
Thanks, Melissa S. Mmmmm…. popcorn!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #59
Rule #59: When Mommy asks you if you have poopoos, she does not want you to put BOTH HANDS down your pants to check.
I’m sorry this actually happened at your house, Kelly M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #51
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This is for climbing…
And so is this…
But this is not…
And OMG, GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!!
Thanks to Whitney M. for the rule idea & for sharing her climbing baby picture.
Filed under GC, Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 