Monthly Archives: June 2009

Rule #114

Rule #114:  We don’t put chicken in our underwear.

 

Thanks, Jean M.!  But I’ve been thinking about this rule…  Was it a rubber chicken?  Chicken McNuggets?  A bantam?  Jean also shared with me that when she made up this rule on the fly, her daughter asked, “Why?” and she had no idea what to say.  Jean – Have you come up with something yet?  🙂

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Rule #113

Rule #113:  Meanest Mommy is guessing you can do better than “Tuna casserole peepit flushing toilet” as the punch line of your jokes.


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Rule #112

Rule #112:  It is not necessary to interrupt me just to tell me that you weren’t talking to me.


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Rule #111

Rule #111:  If you insist on wearing your winter coat in summer, then no complaining about how hot & sweaty you are.


Thanks, MaryAnn N.!


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Rule #110

Rule #110:  Applesauce is not finger food.  Neither is pudding, ice cream, yogurt, or oatmeal.


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Thanks, Lauren C.!


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Rule #109

Rule #109:  If you can’t figure out that getting ready for Gifted & Talented Summer School includes getting dressed, eating breakfast, and brushing your teeth, then maybe we need to re-evaluate your eligibility.


Thanks to Meanest Daddy for the guest rule!


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Rule #108

Rule #108:  No, you may not have a doughnut for your sister’s birthday since your sister is in Massachusetts.  (In other words, the Birthday Girl must be in the same state as you to enable birthday treat provision.)


Thanks, Shannon M.! 


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