Monthly Archives: June 2009
Rule #110
Rule #110: Applesauce is not finger food. Neither is pudding, ice cream, yogurt, or oatmeal.
Thanks, Lauren C.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #109
Rule #109: If you can’t figure out that getting ready for Gifted & Talented Summer School includes getting dressed, eating breakfast, and brushing your teeth, then maybe we need to re-evaluate your eligibility.
Thanks to Meanest Daddy for the guest rule!
Filed under Guest rules, OA
Rule #108
Rule #108: No, you may not have a doughnut for your sister’s birthday since your sister is in Massachusetts. (In other words, the Birthday Girl must be in the same state as you to enable birthday treat provision.)
Thanks, Shannon M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #107
Rule #107: No, you may NOT have a hug while I’m pooping.
Thanks, Tanya S. And here’s another where I’m glad there’s no picture. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #106
Rule #106: No throwing a giant fit when we get a brand-new-super-fancy-DVD-playing minivan because now there’s nowhere good to put your paperback book.
Filed under OA
Rule #105
Rule #105: Please stop playing your Nintendo DS when we are at the playground.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #104
Rule #104: Don’t draw on your penis.
Thanks, Lauren C. And thanks for not sending us a picture! 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #103
Rule #103: Sometimes, the kids figure out the rules all by themselves. Wendy’s 3.5 year old, declared this rule after building a “mountain” of pillows and blankets on top of the couch…
“Mountains are only for kids to climb on. They’re dangerous for grownups…
Wahhh –I crashed to the ground…. Ow!
Apparently mountains are dangerous for kids, too!”
Thanks, Wendy W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 