10/12/2010 · 7:41 am
Rule #397:
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During family photos, do look at the camera and smile.
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During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain.
Thanks to Betsy R. for the photo!
Filed under GC, OA, SR
Tagged as cheese, family pictures, hit, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, push, ridiculous, rules
10/08/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #395: You are required to wear the costume/snow suit/dress up clothes for at least as long as it took me to get you dressed in it.
09/16/2010 · 1:25 pm
Rule #382: Do not tear the UPC codes off all the boxes and labels before we pay for the items at the grocery store.
09/05/2010 · 1:42 pm
Rule #375: It’s pronounced, “Pylon.” Not “Cone Penis.”
Filed under GC, Guest rules
Tagged as cousins, goofy, madonna, mean, meanest mommy, mom, penis, penis cone, preschoolers, pylon
08/30/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #370: If you don’t know what something is, it’s not a good idea to lick it.
08/03/2010 · 11:29 am
Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.
06/26/2010 · 9:54 am
Rule #343: Good grief, Child. When you ask for something and I say, “Yes!” please do not ask for it 85 more times in the 30 seconds it takes me to get it.
06/22/2010 · 5:51 pm
Rule #342: Please do not drink from that sippy cup you found in our playset. In June. In 90 degree F temps. Especially when Mommy is screaming, “DON’T DRINK THAT! DON’T DRINK THAT!” But I guess that’s what they call “natural consequences.”
06/14/2010 · 3:15 pm
Rule #338: In the middle of June, you may not argue over who gets which Halloween bucket for the candy you might receive more than 4 months from now.
Filed under GC, SR
Tagged as bucket, Halloween, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, school age, summer vacation, Transferring to year round schools
05/28/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #332: Please do not throw a giant hissy fit when your brother pretends to take your pretend toy. Can’t you just pretend that he gave it back?
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
