Category Archives: Guest rules

09/07/2010 · 9:25 am

Rule #376

Rule #376: Yelling at the top of your lungs that your sister is smothering you is not going to get you out of going to bed. Especially if she is in the kitchen with me working on her homework.

Thanks, Raini T.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, bedtime, fake tattling, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

09/05/2010 · 1:42 pm

Rule #375

Rule #375: It’s pronounced, “Pylon.” Not “Cone Penis.”

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Tagged as cousins, goofy, madonna, mean, meanest mommy, mom, penis, penis cone, preschoolers, pylon

09/03/2010 · 7:35 am

Rule #374

Rule #374: When Mommy has to leave the shopping cart to take three kids into the bathroom stall at Wal-Mart and the lady in the stall next to us is really stinky, please don’t get on your hands and knees on the dirty floor, peek under the wall at the lady next door, and yell at the top of your lungs, “Eeewwwww!! It stinks in here!!” Also, please don’t encourage your little brother to join you in doing so.

Thanks, Katie A.

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Tagged as embarrassing, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, smelly, Wal-Mart

09/02/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #373

Rule #373: Please do not scratch your butt with Mommy’s toothbrush.

Thanks, Kristina F.!

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Tagged as butt, gross, itchy, mean, meanest mommy, mom, new toothbrush, parenting, rules, scratch, toothbrush

09/01/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #372

Rule #372: Please refrain from wetting the watercolor paints by spitting on them.

Thanks, Abby G.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, saliva, spit, watercolors

08/31/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #371

Rule #371: I appreciate your efforts to be so self-sufficient about pottying, but the only appropriate places to pee are the toilet or the potty chair. Squatting over a cereal bowl isn’t much better than just peeing on the floor.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

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Tagged as cereal bowl, don't pee in that, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, toddler

08/27/2010 · 7:09 am

Rule #369

Rule #369: No armpits on the air conditioner blower. Even when you’re really hot.

Thanks, Bekki P.!

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Tagged as armpits, gross, hot, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, sweaty

08/26/2010 · 2:46 pm

Rule #368

Rule #368: Please do not wake Mommy up after she has worked a 12 hour overnight shift to tell her any of these things:

Your sibling changed the channel you were watching on tv
You’d like a snack
You feel like wearing shorts

Thanks, Beth K.!

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Tagged as clothing, mean, meanest mommy, mom, night shift, parenting, rules, sleepy, snack, tattle-tale

08/24/2010 · 7:40 am

Rule #367

Rule #367: Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same. Please use a cup… and the sink.

Thanks, Warkenda C.!

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08/23/2010 · 7:48 am

Rule #366

Rule #366: If you would stop experimenting with new ways to pee and just stick with the tried and true method used by men for centuries, you wouldn’t have peed in your eye.

Thanks, Michelle C.!

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Tagged as eyeball, innovation, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules