Category Archives: Guest rules

02/18/2010 · 12:05 pm

Rule #256

Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.

Thanks, Andrea B.!

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02/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #255

Rule #255: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not steal her beer and replace it with your sippy cup.

Thanks again, Betsy R!

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02/16/2010 · 3:19 pm

Rule #254

Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.

Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉

Rule #253

Rule #253: No throwing your sister’s toothbrush in the garbage. And if there is an eyewitness account of the toothbrush actually jumping off the counter, rolling across the floor, and launching itself into the garbage can all by itself, please must tell Mommy immediately so she can sell the story for $1,000,000.

Thanks, Lara L.!

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02/05/2010 · 4:58 pm

Rule #251

Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

Rule #250

Rule #250: If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.

Thanks, Sara G.!

Rule #249

Rule #249: Mommy is not a jungle gym. Especially when she is 8 months pregnant.

Thanks, Whitney H.!

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01/25/2010 · 11:44 am

Rule #247

Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.

Thanks, Vika J.!

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01/13/2010 · 11:04 pm

Rule #244

Rule #244: Please do not staple your brother to his bed.

Thanks, Carol!

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01/12/2010 · 5:55 pm

Rule #243

Rule #243: No, I will not retrieve the crackers that are currently being digested by your brother.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #256

Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.

Thanks, Andrea B.!

Rule #255

Rule #255: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not steal her beer and replace it with your sippy cup.

Thanks again, Betsy R!

Rule #254

Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.

Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉

Rule #253

Thanks, Lara L.!

Rule #251

Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

Rule #250

Rule #250: If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.

Thanks, Sara G.!

Rule #249

Rule #249: Mommy is not a jungle gym. Especially when she is 8 months pregnant.

Thanks, Whitney H.!

Rule #247

Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.

Thanks, Vika J.!

Rule #244

Rule #244: Please do not staple your brother to his bed.

Thanks, Carol!

Rule #243

Rule #243: No, I will not retrieve the crackers that are currently being digested by your brother.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.

Thanks, Andrea B.!

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Rule #255: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not steal her beer and replace it with your sippy cup.

Thanks again, Betsy R!

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Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.

Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉

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Thanks, Lara L.!

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Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

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Rule #250: If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.

Thanks, Sara G.!

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Rule #249: Mommy is not a jungle gym. Especially when she is 8 months pregnant.

Thanks, Whitney H.!

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Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.

Thanks, Vika J.!

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Rule #244: Please do not staple your brother to his bed.

Thanks, Carol!

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Rule #243: No, I will not retrieve the crackers that are currently being digested by your brother.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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