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Thanks to Lauren C. who also shared the story on this rule. “I was busy vacuuming (which was very difficult to do since my kids lost one of the attachments and the cover for the hole that keeps all of the stuff from flying back out, but I digress), and when I finished I came out to the dining room to see a bowl of oatmeal on the floor with a pair of underwear mushed into it.” Lauren – I hope that teaches you that vacuuming is never a good idea. 😉

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09/23/2009 · 7:02 am

Rule #173

Rule #173: No, you may not feed the 4 month old baby chocolate. Or crackers. Or pizza. Or any other food that I have not listed.

Thanks, Jennifer F.!

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09/22/2009 · 9:10 am

Rule #172

Rule #172: No, you may not go over to your best friend’s house to go swimming in his flooded basement!

Thanks, Stacie K. And my sympathies to those in Atlanta with flooded homes or no electricity. I hope things return to normal soon.

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09/21/2009 · 7:56 am

Rule #171

Rule #171: When Mom says your time is up on the internet, that doesn’t mean that you have time to update your Facebook status and to send out 5 more instant messages before you actually start shutting down the computer.

Thanks, Jessica T.!

Rule #170

Rule #170: Please do not do cannon balls into the bathtub, especially when your baby brother is already in there.

Thanks to Erin A. who mentioned that she has had to use this rule more than once.

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09/19/2009 · 8:19 am

Rule #169

Rule #169: Please don’t ask me to wipe you after you’ve pooped and then scream because that requires me to touch you.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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09/18/2009 · 8:20 am

Rule #168

Rule #168: No, you may NOT ride the bike if you pull your brother off of it and declare him a bad rider.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Rule #167

Rule #167: No, you may not dance an Irish jig on the narrow sidewalk that is flanked with oncoming traffic.

Thanks, Christie CC!

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #178

Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.

This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.

Rule #176

Rule #176:

Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.

Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.

Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?

Rule #175

Rule #175: Don’t put underwear in your oatmeal.

Rule #173

Rule #173: No, you may not feed the 4 month old baby chocolate. Or crackers. Or pizza. Or any other food that I have not listed.

Thanks, Jennifer F.!

Rule #172

Rule #172: No, you may not go over to your best friend’s house to go swimming in his flooded basement!

Thanks, Stacie K. And my sympathies to those in Atlanta with flooded homes or no electricity. I hope things return to normal soon.

Rule #171

Rule #171: When Mom says your time is up on the internet, that doesn’t mean that you have time to update your Facebook status and to send out 5 more instant messages before you actually start shutting down the computer.

Thanks, Jessica T.!

Rule #170

Rule #170: Please do not do cannon balls into the bathtub, especially when your baby brother is already in there.

Thanks to Erin A. who mentioned that she has had to use this rule more than once.

Rule #169

Rule #169: Please don’t ask me to wipe you after you’ve pooped and then scream because that requires me to touch you.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

Rule #168

Rule #168: No, you may NOT ride the bike if you pull your brother off of it and declare him a bad rider.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Rule #167

Rule #167: No, you may not dance an Irish jig on the narrow sidewalk that is flanked with oncoming traffic.

Thanks, Christie CC!

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Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.

This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.

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Rule #176:

Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.

Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.

Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?

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Rule #175: Don’t put underwear in your oatmeal.

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Rule #173: No, you may not feed the 4 month old baby chocolate. Or crackers. Or pizza. Or any other food that I have not listed.

Thanks, Jennifer F.!

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Rule #172: No, you may not go over to your best friend’s house to go swimming in his flooded basement!

Thanks, Stacie K. And my sympathies to those in Atlanta with flooded homes or no electricity. I hope things return to normal soon.

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Rule #171: When Mom says your time is up on the internet, that doesn’t mean that you have time to update your Facebook status and to send out 5 more instant messages before you actually start shutting down the computer.

Thanks, Jessica T.!

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Rule #170: Please do not do cannon balls into the bathtub, especially when your baby brother is already in there.

Thanks to Erin A. who mentioned that she has had to use this rule more than once.

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Rule #169: Please don’t ask me to wipe you after you’ve pooped and then scream because that requires me to touch you.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Rule #168: No, you may NOT ride the bike if you pull your brother off of it and declare him a bad rider.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Rule #167: No, you may not dance an Irish jig on the narrow sidewalk that is flanked with oncoming traffic.

Thanks, Christie CC!

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