Category Archives: Guest rules
Rule #107
Rule #107: No, you may NOT have a hug while I’m pooping.
Thanks, Tanya S. And here’s another where I’m glad there’s no picture. 😉
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Rule #105
Rule #105: Please stop playing your Nintendo DS when we are at the playground.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
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Rule #104
Rule #104: Don’t draw on your penis.
Thanks, Lauren C. And thanks for not sending us a picture! 😉
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Rule #103
Rule #103: Sometimes, the kids figure out the rules all by themselves. Wendy’s 3.5 year old, declared this rule after building a “mountain” of pillows and blankets on top of the couch…
“Mountains are only for kids to climb on. They’re dangerous for grownups…
Wahhh –I crashed to the ground…. Ow!
Apparently mountains are dangerous for kids, too!”
Thanks, Wendy W.!
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Rule #99
Rule #99: Do not attempt to stab Mommy with her own knitting needles. (Or anyone else’s knitting needles for that matter.)
Thanks, Abby G.!
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Rule #97
Rule #97: Please children, DO NOT use the chapstick that’s on display in the cashier lanes at Wal-Mart.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
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Rule #96
Rule #96: Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.
Thanks, Gretchen H.
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Rule #94
Rule #94: If you get grounded, I can and WILL post messages to your Facebook wall telling your friends all about it.
Thanks to Jessica T. for the rule and the actual Facebook post. Man, you are mean! 😉
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 