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01/19/2011 · 11:03 am

Rule #418

Rule #418: It is not appropriate to tell the elderly lady looking at strawberries in the produce section of the grocery store that if she eats more fruit and vegetables it will make easier for her to poop.

Thanks, Julie F.

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01/11/2011 · 6:50 am

Rule #416

Rule #416: No matter how mean the teacher is to you, it is never acceptable to tell her that you’re gonna bite her nipple off.

Thanks, Edythe K.

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12/03/2010 · 3:08 pm

Rule #413

Rule #413: Just because you want two brothers and a sister someday does not mean you should tell people I have three babies in my tummy. It makes everyone uncomfortable when they ask when I’m due and I tell them I’m not pregnant.

Thanks, Beth T.

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11/17/2010 · 7:23 am

Rule #410

Rule #410: You are not allowed to say loudly “Be sure you don’t drink ALL of that wine before Thanksgiving! Save some for our guests!” as I’m loading several bottles of wine into the grocery cart.

Thanks, Jenn C.

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11/11/2010 · 7:58 am

Rule #408

Rule #408: When Mommy and Daddy are considering selling our house that happens to have a crack running along the floor of the garage, it is NOT appropriate to ask, “Mommy, are we going to sell the crack house?” LOUDLY. At swim lessons. In front of 20 other mommies. If Mommy has to go to jail, I will no longer be available to drive you to swim lessons. Thanks for your cooperation.

Thanks, Katie L.

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11/04/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #406

Rule #406: It is not okay to loudly ask me in front of the cashier at the supermarket if they are a boy or girl and then scream that you “JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THAT PERSON IS A BOY OR A GIRL” when I tell you that it’s not nice.

Thanks, Vicki F.

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10/25/2010 · 9:57 am

Rule #402

Rule #402: Please do not sing “I like big butts.” Loudly. At McDonald’s. At a large woman.

(Part II of this rule for the Meanest Mommies… Do not EVER let your child hear the song “I Like Big Butts.”)

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10/19/2010 · 7:36 am

Rule #398

Rule #398: It is not okay to say, “Get outta here, Lady!” to the woman at the supermarket who tells you that you have pretty earrings.

Thanks, Vicki F.

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10/04/2010 · 7:29 am

Rule #391

Rule #391: I understand that you saw the teacher’s underwear and didn’t want her to be embarrassed, but it is not appropriate to ask her to pull up her pants. In front of the whole preschool class. And two special ed teachers. Even if you said “please”.

Thanks, Linda D. (who also admitted that she was the teacher in question) 😉

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09/03/2010 · 7:35 am

Rule #374

Rule #374: When Mommy has to leave the shopping cart to take three kids into the bathroom stall at Wal-Mart and the lady in the stall next to us is really stinky, please don’t get on your hands and knees on the dirty floor, peek under the wall at the lady next door, and yell at the top of your lungs, “Eeewwwww!! It stinks in here!!” Also, please don’t encourage your little brother to join you in doing so.

Thanks, Katie A.

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