Tag Archives: embarrassing
08/20/2010 · 7:49 am
Rule #365
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as embarrassing, goose, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, post office, rules
08/08/2010 · 3:30 pm
Rule #360
Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.
Thanks, Paula!
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as embarrassing, fart, loud, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules
07/27/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #357
Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.
Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as Are you kidding me?, baby, breastfeeding, breasts, embarrassing, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rude, rules
05/10/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #319
Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.
Filed under SR
Tagged as bathroom, company, embarrassing, manners, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, poop, rules, school age
08/13/2009 · 3:29 pm
Rule #142
Rule #142: Please learn how to correctly pronounce “directions.” We get really weird looks when you run around saying, “We need to get erections.”
Thanks, Olivia S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as directions, embarrassing, erections, mean, meanest mommy, mispronunciation, mom, parenting, rules, toddler


