Tag Archives: embarrassing

Rule #365

Rule #365: You may not goose total strangers at the post office.   Or anywhere else.


Thanks, Meaghann B.!


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Rule #360

Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.


Thanks, Paula!


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Rule #357

Rule #357:  When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.


Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!


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Rule #319

Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.


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Rule #142

Rule #142:  Please learn how to correctly pronounce “directions.”  We get really weird looks when you run around saying, “We need to get erections.”


Thanks, Olivia S.! 


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