Tag Archives: mean mom

01/20/2011 · 7:37 am

Rule #419

Rule #419: I know you were trying to be thoughtful, but it is not okay to wash Mommy’s cell phone in the toilet.

Thanks, Cynthia H.

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Tagged as cell phone, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, This is why we can't have nice things, toilet

01/19/2011 · 11:03 am

Rule #418

Rule #418: It is not appropriate to tell the elderly lady looking at strawberries in the produce section of the grocery store that if she eats more fruit and vegetables it will make easier for her to poop.

Thanks, Julie F.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, crap, embarrassing, fiber, grocery store, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules

01/13/2011 · 8:36 am

Rule #417

Rule #417: It is not ok to draw a beard on yourself with a marker, and it definitely is not ok to draw a Snidely Whiplash moustache on your younger sister, even if the marker is washable.

Thanks, Rootie (who is one of the world’s Meanest Daddies).

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01/11/2011 · 6:50 am

Rule #416

Rule #416: No matter how mean the teacher is to you, it is never acceptable to tell her that you’re gonna bite her nipple off.

Thanks, Edythe K.

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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, nipple, ouch, parenting, rules, unacceptable

12/09/2010 · 8:37 am

Rule #414

Rule #414: Cheez-Its are not a fruit.

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Tagged as cheezits, food pyramid, fruit, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules

12/03/2010 · 3:08 pm

Rule #413

Rule #413: Just because you want two brothers and a sister someday does not mean you should tell people I have three babies in my tummy. It makes everyone uncomfortable when they ask when I’m due and I tell them I’m not pregnant.

Thanks, Beth T.

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11/24/2010 · 6:41 pm

Rule #412

Rule #412: Yes, I am capable of touching my nose with my tongue. No, I will not touch your nose with my tongue.

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Tagged as mean mom, meanest mommy, nose, parenting, preschooler, rules, tongue, tricks

11/22/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #411

Rule #411: When you are eating pepperoni pizza, it is not okay to pull off the pepperoni & then get pepperoni from the fridge to put on your pizza so you can have pepperoni pizza.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, pepperoni, pizza, rules, school age

11/17/2010 · 7:23 am

Rule #410

Rule #410: You are not allowed to say loudly “Be sure you don’t drink ALL of that wine before Thanksgiving! Save some for our guests!” as I’m loading several bottles of wine into the grocery cart.

Thanks, Jenn C.

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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, Thanksgiving, wine

11/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #409

Rule #409: Please do not use crayons on the cat.

Thanks, Allyson B.

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Tagged as cat, crayons, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, toddler