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06/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #339

Rule #339:  When you bit the purple crayon and it didn’t taste like grape, you could have stopped then.  You really didn’t have to go on to see what the yellow, orange, red, and blue tasted like.


Thanks, Michelle C.!


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06/14/2010 · 3:15 pm

Rule #338

Rule #338:  In the middle of June, you may not argue over who gets which Halloween bucket for the candy you might receive more than 4 months from now.


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06/09/2010 · 9:05 pm

Rule #337

Rule #337: Please do not hang the swim goggles on your penis.


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06/03/2010 · 7:59 am

Rule #336

Rule #336:  Please do not play the kazoo while pooping.  But if you do break this rule and drop it in the potty, do not scream hysterically in the locked bathroom with no explanation.


Thanks, Bridie S.!


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06/02/2010 · 2:10 pm

Rule #335

Rule #335:  Please do not tattle on your brother for stealing your cup when he’s been strapped into the highchair for the last 15 minutes. (PS, Kid – I saw you hand it to him.)


Thanks, Betsy R.!


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06/01/2010 · 7:52 am

Rule #334

Rule #334: When I am driving and you want to show me something, please do not yell at me to “pause” the car.   It’s a car, not a video game!


Thanks, Jodi R.!


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05/31/2010 · 8:17 am

Rule #333

Rule #333: – I am happy to kiss your owies to make them better, but please don’t ask me to kiss them if they happen to be on the bottom of your foot, your bum, or your tongue.


Thanks, Katie A.!


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05/28/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #332

Rule #332:  Please do not throw a giant hissy fit when your brother pretends to take your pretend toy. Can’t you just pretend that he gave it back?


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05/27/2010 · 7:23 am

Rule #331

Rule #331: It is not ok to yell “Zip it, Calculator Boy!” to the neighbor kid, who just happens to like carrying around a calculator and is annoying you at that point in time.


Thanks, Raini T.!


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05/26/2010 · 7:28 am

Rule #330

Rule #330:  Do not tell me after biting your brother that, “He bit himself.”  I will figure it out somehow.  Especially when the bite is on his cheek.


Thanks, Mary B.!


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