Tag Archives: mean

05/24/2010 · 7:18 am

Rule #329

Rule #329: If you are going to put a blanket over your head and walk up to your brother to call him a jerk face, you might want to make sure that you actually do walk up to your brother, rather than your mom.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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Tagged as blanket, jerk face, mean, meanest mommy, mom, oops, parenting, rules

05/23/2010 · 8:08 am

Rule #328

Rule #328: Tooth brushing is required on weekends too.

Thanks, Erin O.!

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Tagged as dental hygiene, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toothbrush, weekend

05/20/2010 · 5:00 am

Rule #327

Rule #327: Chewing green beans but not actually swallowing them does not count as eating your vegetables.

Thanks, Mary B.!

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Tagged as chew, eat your vegetables, green beans, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, veggies

05/19/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #326

Rule #326: No sticking your head in the toilet to blow bubbles.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

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Tagged as blow, bubbles, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler, toilet

05/18/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #325

Rule #325: No, I will not leave work early to deliver a Blizzard to you at your dance class.

Thanks, Carol M.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, blizzard, dairy queen, dance class, mean, meanest mommy, middle school age, mom, parenting, rules

05/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #324

Rule #324: It is inappropriate to use “the fart of justice” to resolve disputes with your brother.

Thanks, Paula B.!

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Tagged as fart, fart of justice, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mediation, mom, parenting, rules, sibling rivalry

05/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #323

Rule #323: Please do not sneak into your big sister’s room when you are supposed to be taking a nap and color on your hands, feet, and face with marker.

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Tagged as markers, mean, meanest mommy, mom, naptime, parenting, rules, sneaky, toddler

05/14/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #322

Rule #322: It is not okay to climb out the bathroom window when told you must stay in the house. Especially while I am sleeping after working the night shift.

Thanks, Beth K.!

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Tagged as bathroom, climb, escape, mean, meanest mommy, mom, night shift, parenting, rules

05/13/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #321

Rule #321: When we are in public and you find a pair of underwear in your coat pocket, please don’t whip them out and yell, “I FOUND THEM!” in a triumphant voice and then attempt to put them on over your jeans.

Thanks, Claire!

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Tagged as lost & found, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, underwear, undies

05/12/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #320

Rule #320: When you have a double ear infection and can’t stand on the floor without falling over, it is not the best time to stand on the seat of your bike and let go of the handles to jump up and down. Please sit down.

Thanks, Meaghann B.!

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Tagged as balance, bike, dizzy, ear infection, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, sit down