04/25/2011 · 6:00 am
Rule #440
Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.
Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.
Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.
Thanks, Katherine G.
04/22/2011 · 10:47 am
Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.
Thanks, J’s Mom.
04/14/2011 · 9:00 am
Rule #438: Although I am very proud that you know who our president is, you may not call him “Barack O-Poop-Bama.”
Thanks, Carrie HW.
04/06/2011 · 10:46 am
Rule #437: No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.
Thanks, Robyn H.
04/04/2011 · 10:35 am
Rule #436: Do not feed cheese to the fish.
Thanks, Amy S.
03/31/2011 · 7:44 am
Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.
Thanks, Melissa M.
03/30/2011 · 7:26 am
Rule #434: Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.
03/21/2011 · 7:32 am
Rule #433: Please do not tell the waitress, “If you want to take me home, I’m available.” You’re 6, and she’s 27. I’m pretty sure it won’t work out between you two….
Thanks, Beth T.
03/17/2011 · 8:54 am
Rule #432: You are not allowed to yell “Don’t beat me!” in the check-out line at Wal-Mart. Again. I know you mean that I’m unloading the cart faster than you; the check-out lady does not.
Thanks, Kelly S.
03/16/2011 · 8:59 am
Rule #431: Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!
Thanks, Amy E.
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