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08/19/2011 · 8:04 am

Rule #449

Rule #449: While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line. Especially since you’re a little girl.

Thanks, Dee G.

Rule #448

Rule #448: Please do not write in someone else’s armpit.

Thanks, Tiffany Y.

Rule #447

Rule #447: No matter what your cousin tells you, boogers do not have protein, and are not healthy treats. Please stop comparing them and talking about what good snacks they will make.

Thanks, Rebecca MA.

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06/01/2011 · 10:11 am

Rule #446

Rule #446: It’s lovely that you want to greet the pastor on Sunday morning, but standing on your father’s lap and screaming “HELLO!” in the middle of a prayer is not okay.

Thanks, Kelly H.

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05/31/2011 · 8:01 am

Rule #445

Rule #445: A rock concert is not a great place to curl into a ball on the ground and pretend to be an armadillo.

Thanks, Tara D.

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04/29/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #444

Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”

Thanks Jennifer E.

Rule #443

Rule #443: When I ask you to put your toys away, that does NOT mean to dump them in a pile in your brothers’ room.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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04/27/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #442

Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.

Thanks, Nancy.

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04/26/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #441

Rule #441: When we are swimming at Daddy’s parents’ pool and Grandma offers to take you inside to go potty because you are holding your crotch, it is not okay to try to get out of it by lying and saying, “Mommy said I don’t have to because Grandma’s bathroom is nasty.”

Thanks, Julie F.

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04/25/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #440

Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.

Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.

Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.

Thanks, Katherine G.

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Tag Archives: parenting

Rule #449: While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line. Especially since you’re a little girl.

Thanks, Dee G.

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Rule #448: Please do not write in someone else’s armpit.

Thanks, Tiffany Y.

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Rule #447: No matter what your cousin tells you, boogers do not have protein, and are not healthy treats. Please stop comparing them and talking about what good snacks they will make.

Thanks, Rebecca MA.

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Rule #446: It’s lovely that you want to greet the pastor on Sunday morning, but standing on your father’s lap and screaming “HELLO!” in the middle of a prayer is not okay.

Thanks, Kelly H.

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Rule #445: A rock concert is not a great place to curl into a ball on the ground and pretend to be an armadillo.

Thanks, Tara D.

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Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”

Thanks Jennifer E.

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Rule #443: When I ask you to put your toys away, that does NOT mean to dump them in a pile in your brothers’ room.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.

Thanks, Nancy.

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Rule #441: When we are swimming at Daddy’s parents’ pool and Grandma offers to take you inside to go potty because you are holding your crotch, it is not okay to try to get out of it by lying and saying, “Mommy said I don’t have to because Grandma’s bathroom is nasty.”

Thanks, Julie F.

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Rule #440

Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.

Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.

Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.

Thanks, Katherine G.

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