Rule #549: It is never acceptable to use your penis as an air guitar. In front of the large glass window. Facing the beach.
Thanks, Celeste J., the meanest big sister in the whole wide world.
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Rule #547
Rule #547: You may not play with fire or remove your shirt at the candlelight Christmas Eve service.
Happy Holidays, everyone!
Filed under GC
Rule #545
Rule #545: It is not appropriate to wipe your runny nose on the tablecloth. Not at all. Never ever. Never.
Thanks, Nikki D.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #544
Rule #544: When you insist on wearing your Halloween costume as pajamas & you pee in it at 3am, please don’t scream at me for not having it washed & ready to go by 6am.
Filed under GC
Rule #543
Rule #543: No, you may not have brownies, cotton candy, caramel corn, and/or Tootsie Rolls for breakfast.
Filed under SR
Rule #542
Rule #542: When you run out of clean underwear, please just bring your dirty clothes to the laundry room so I can wash them. That makes a lot more sense than wearing your swimsuit as underwear.
~ Anonymous
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #541
Rule #541: You may NOT put your finger up your sister’s nose, even when she asks you to.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 