Rule #133: When Mommy says, “Don’t pour the salt on the table!!!!” she does not mean to go ahead pour it on the floor.
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Rule #132
Rule #132: When Mommy says, “Go to your room. I SAID… Go to your room. Go to your room NOW,” please do not say, “Okay, Ms. Repeat Everything.”
Thanks, Sherry B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #129
Rule #129: It is extremely uncool to be at the best water park in the whole wide world and whine about how you’re bored.
Yep, Meanest Mommies… this is where we were today when the 9 yr old whined about being bored. That did not go over well.
Filed under OA
Rule #127
Rule #127: Please do not stick the only key to the vehicle we are driving down the hole in the fire truck shopping cart at the grocery store. Mommy does not like that and neither do the three drill-wielding assistant managers who had to extract it so I could get the heck out of there.
Thanks for sharing, Abby G. What a day that must have been!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #126
Rule #126: Just because the other kid is laughing doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
Rule #125
Rule #125: Sure you can try that, but I hope you don’t die.
Thanks to Katie H. for the guest rule. She is the Meanest River Guide in the Whole Wide World from Class VI River Runners (pictured here with Olivia). I’ve figured out why no one takes my rules seriously…. worst case scenario is usually a small scratch or broken glasses. But when Katie gave us the rafting safety rules, EVERYONE listened.
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Rule #124
Rule #124: No throwing a fit because I didn’t pack your long-sleeve spider shirt for our summer vacation.
Filed under SR
Rule #123
Rule #123: We don’t put Lego guys’ heads in our mouths.
Thanks, Nicole L. for a great example of stuff you never thought you’d say before you became a parent. 🙂
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 