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Rule #346

Rule #346:  Please do not pee in the shower at the Y.  And if you do, please do not announce it to the crabby old ladies there.


Thankfully, this was not my child.  I just overheard this conversation between a 4 year old and her horrified mom.


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Rule #345

Rule #345:  You have peed on your towel.  You may not lie down and cuddle with it.


Thanks, Meaghann B.!


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Rule #313

Rule #313:  I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.


Thanks, Mia C.!


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Rule #308

Rule #308: If you have to go to the bathroom during recess, please just ask the teacher if you can go inside. Its not OK to pee on the playground.


Thanks, Jill C.!


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Rule #263

Rule #263:  When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.


Thanks, Irma C.!


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Rule #236

Rule #236:  I  know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.


Thanks, Jessica BB!


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Rule #230

Rule #230:  Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees.  But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper.  Especially at Wal-Mart.


Thanks, Stacie K.!


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Rule #227

Rule #227:  It is extremely important that you stop peeing before you shake. 


Thanks, Kim J. who had to make this rule for her son who is currently potty training.  Meanest Mommy can relate.


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Rule #224

Rule #224:  I appreciate the warning that my shoes are wet.  But I’d appreciate it even more if you didn’t pee in them.


Thanks, Jessica BB!


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Rule #218

Rule #218:  Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks.


Thanks, Tisa J.!


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