Tag Archives: preschooler

04/01/2009 · 6:47 pm

Rule #15

Rule #15: When you say, “I didn’t whack my brother. At least I’m pretty sure you weren’t looking,” it means you still get in trouble.

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Tagged as hitting, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, preschooler, rules, toddler

04/01/2009 · 12:20 am

Rule #13

Rule #13: Let’s not do this again….

5:40pm: Arrive at 3^rd grader’s soccer practice (10 minutes late because of previous drama at home)
5:45pm: 3^rdgrader says, “Mommy, I have to go potty.”
5:50pm: Drive to gas station to go potty; ask preschooler if he needs to go. He says, “No.”
5:55pm: Arrive back at soccer practice.
5:56pm: Preschooler screams, “MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO POTTY REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!”

Nice.

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03/25/2009 · 5:54 pm

Rule #6

Rule #6: When your brother grabs your glasses and bends them, it is not necessary to show Mommy what happened by bending them 3 more times.

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Tagged as glasses, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, parenting rules, preschooler, rules, toddler

03/24/2009 · 4:06 am

Rule #3

Rule #3: It is really hard to order the rest of your lunch with a straight face when your kid just screamed “DIARRHEA” into the drive-through speaker.

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Tagged as diarrhea, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting rules, preschooler, rules

03/23/2009 · 12:07 pm

Rule #2

Rule #2: Mommy is getting really tired of going out in public and discovering that you are not wearing underwear.

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