Tag Archives: rules

05/07/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #317

Rule #317: Please do not go potty in the cat’s litter box. It does not matter that your sister was on the toilet and you needed to go really bad. Yes, I know you buried your waste just like the cats do, and yes, I know you really like the scent of the pine litter. But it’s still not okay.

Thanks, Ami S.!

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Tagged as gross, litter box, mean, meanest mommy, mom, our house needs a second bathroom, parenting, pine scent, potty, rules

05/06/2010 · 5:00 am

Rule #316

Rule #316: Mommy’s tampons are not teething toys. Please stop giving them to the baby.

Thanks, Lexi D.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, tampons, teething toys, toddler

05/05/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #315

Rule #315: It is not okay to ask mommy’s boyfriend when he’s going to give mommy the “special stuff” so you can have a brother.

Thanks, Beth T.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, boyfriend, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, siblings, special stuff

05/04/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #314

Rule #314: It is not OK for you to have a temper tantrum when Mommy chooses to celebrate her 40th Birthday at a location other than your Cub Scout Pancake Dinner.

Thanks, Paula B.!

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Tagged as 40th birthday, Are you kidding me?, Happy Birthday, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, temper tantrum

05/03/2010 · 7:28 am

Rule #313

Rule #313: I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.

Thanks, Mia C.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, potty, preschooler, rules, toilet, toilet paper

05/01/2010 · 1:52 pm

Rule #312

Rule #312: You have to take a bath because, no, you are not a man, and that is not hair growing in your armpit. It’s dirt. Get in.

Thanks, Amy S.!

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Tagged as armpit hair, bath, dirt, man, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

04/30/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #311

Rule #311: Please do not lick the melted ice cream that is on the floor of the Playplace tubes at McDonald’s. And if you do, at least keep it out of your hair.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Tagged as gross, ice cream, lick, McDonald's, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, Playplace, rules, toddler, tubes

04/29/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #310

Rule #310: Please do not stick your magic wand into the desserts on display at the restaurant.

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Tagged as gross, magic wand, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler, We can't go back there again

04/28/2010 · 7:33 am

Rule #309

Rule #309: It doesn’t matter how many you times you ask me or the people at Chick-Fil-A, you still cannot order a hamburger. I will not explain why again.

Thanks, Jen W.!

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Tagged as Chick-Fil-A, hamburger, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

04/27/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #308

Rule #308: If you have to go to the bathroom during recess, please just ask the teacher if you can go inside. Its not OK to pee on the playground.

Thanks, Jill C.!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, playground, rules, school, school age, teacher