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Rule #283
Rule #283: No pouring water into electrical outlets. It causes the wires in walls to melt together, spark, smell, and give you a frightful shock.
Thanks, Jessica D.! And I’m glad everyone is okay. Ouch!
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Rule #282
Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.
Thanks, Carrie HW!
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Rule #281
Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.
Thanks, Katie A.!
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Rule #280
Rule #280: While it may be creative, it is simply not a good idea to decorate the tub of margarine by planting AA batteries into it.
Thanks, Wendy W.!
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Rule #279
Rule #279: When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.
Thanks, Paula M.!
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Rule #278
Rule #278: Mommy is anti-cheese-in-the bathtub. (Who knew a mom had to have a position on this sort of thing?)
Thanks, Joanna M.!
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Rule #277
Rule #277: It’s not wise to tattle, “Mom, RJ hit me back!!!”
Thanks, Denise MG!
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Rule #276
Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.
Thanks, Julie KP!
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Rule #275
Rule #275: Please do not write on our kitchen appliances with a permanent marker.
Thanks, Melinda K.! And we’re all so sorry.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 