Tag Archives: rules
Rule #15
Rule #15: When you say, “I didn’t whack my brother. At least I’m pretty sure you weren’t looking,” it means you still get in trouble.
Rule #13
Rule #13: Let’s not do this again….
- 5:40pm: Arrive at 3rd grader’s soccer practice (10 minutes late because of previous drama at home)
- 5:45pm: 3rd grader says, “Mommy, I have to go potty.”
- 5:50pm: Drive to gas station to go potty; ask preschooler if he needs to go. He says, “No.”
- 5:55pm: Arrive back at soccer practice.
- 5:56pm: Preschooler screams, “MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO POTTY REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!”
Nice.
Rule #10
Rule #10: If you throw things at the computer monitor, Mommy will not let you watch Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy” on YouTube.
Should I be concerned that my 2 yr old wants to watch this over & over?
Filed under GC
Rule #9
Rule #9: Mommy doesn’t really want to kiss your hand when you hurt it by hitting her over & over.
Filed under GC
Rule #7
Rule #7: When Mommy is already carrying a purse, a diaper bag, a cake, a knitting bag, and a 2 yr old, she will not also carry your coat.
Filed under OA
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 