Tag Archives: toddler

05/06/2010 · 5:00 am

Rule #316

Rule #316: Mommy’s tampons are not teething toys. Please stop giving them to the baby.

Thanks, Lexi D.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, tampons, teething toys, toddler

04/30/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #311

Rule #311: Please do not lick the melted ice cream that is on the floor of the Playplace tubes at McDonald’s. And if you do, at least keep it out of your hair.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Tagged as gross, ice cream, lick, McDonald's, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, Playplace, rules, toddler, tubes

04/29/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #310

Rule #310: Please do not stick your magic wand into the desserts on display at the restaurant.

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Tagged as gross, magic wand, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler, We can't go back there again

04/21/2010 · 7:10 am

Rule #306

Rule #306: If you are not careful with your milk, markers, and trips to the bathroom, we actually WILL run out of clean clothes.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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Tagged as accidents, markers, mean, meanest mommy, milk, mom, mountains of laundry, naked, parenting, rules, stains, toddler

04/19/2010 · 2:29 pm

Rule #304

Rule #304: Licking the glass door is not the best way to clean it.

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Tagged as clean, glass door, lick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting rules, saliva is not windex, toddler, window

04/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #303

Rule #303: I will not buy you goldfish crackers after you have thrown them at my head at the store.

Thanks, Jill G.!

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Tagged as goldfish crackers, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, throw, toddler

04/15/2010 · 1:24 pm

Rule #302

Rule #302: On Mommy’s birthday, you are required to take a nap. A long nap is even better.

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Tagged as birthday, mean, meanest mommy, mom, nap, parenting, rules, toddler

04/13/2010 · 7:18 am

Rule #300

Rule #300: While I appreciate that you like to collect things, you will need to wash all the boogers off the wall by your bed.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Tagged as bedroom, boogers, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

04/01/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #291

Rule #291: If you choose to play in the mud puddles, you will get a bath afterwards. NO Exceptions!

Thanks, Alisha W!

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Tagged as bath, dirty, mean, meanest mommy, mom, mud, mud puddle, parenting, rules, toddler

02/18/2010 · 12:05 pm

Rule #256

Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.

Thanks, Andrea B.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, snack, toddler