Rule #257: When I give you two reasonable options, answering, “Neither; I hope you die!” is not going to end well for you.
Thanks, Jill J.!
Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.
Thanks, Andrea B.!
Rule #255: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not steal her beer and replace it with your sippy cup.
Thanks again, Betsy R!
Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.
Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉
Rule #253: No throwing your sister’s toothbrush in the garbage. And if there is an eyewitness account of the toothbrush actually jumping off the counter, rolling across the floor, and launching itself into the garbage can all by itself, please must tell Mommy immediately so she can sell the story for $1,000,000.
Thanks, Lara L.!
Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.
Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.
Thanks, Melissa M.!