Rule #564: When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.
Category Archives: GC
Rule #557
Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.
Rule #547
Rule #547: You may not play with fire or remove your shirt at the candlelight Christmas Eve service.
Happy Holidays, everyone!
Filed under GC
Rule #544
Rule #544: When you insist on wearing your Halloween costume as pajamas & you pee in it at 3am, please don’t scream at me for not having it washed & ready to go by 6am.
Filed under GC
Rule #540
Murphy’s Law of Parenting (aka Rule #540): The bigger the spill/mess/dirty diaper, the closer it happens to the moment after Mommy has poured milk on her breakfast cereal.
Filed under GC
Rule #531
Rule #531: It is not good manners to rub food on your face at the dinner table.
Filed under GC
Rule #518
Rule #518: Saying “Hi Mom!” is nice. Saying “Hi Mom!” with your pants around your ankles is not.
Filed under GC
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 