Category Archives: GC

05/30/2009 · 2:09 pm

Rule #101

Rule #101:  When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head.  Not your smartest move, kid.


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05/25/2009 · 6:27 pm

Rule #98

Rule #98:  Please do not pull Mommy’s hair while we are posing for the family picture.


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05/13/2009 · 12:39 pm

Rule #89

Rule #89:  FYI…  Gluestick is not the same thing as chapstick.


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05/10/2009 · 7:12 pm

Happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there.  I hope you are enjoying your whine-free day as much as I am enjoying mine.  🙂

Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day!

 

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05/07/2009 · 4:04 pm

Rule #84

Rule #84:  It is not safe (or comfortable or possible) for you to wear your backpack on your back while you are strapped into your carseat.  You might as well stop screaming about it.


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05/06/2009 · 7:14 pm

Rule #83

Rule #83:  Mommy forbids these things next time we are at the library…

  1. Screaming at the top of your lungs.

  2. Trying to escape and hide.

  3. Throwing puppets and puzzle pieces.

  4. Head-butting Mommy’s cheekbone until you make a bruise.

  5. Pulling down the bulletin board.


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04/28/2009 · 12:06 pm

Rule #74

Rule #74:  When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.


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04/27/2009 · 12:10 am

Rule #71

Rule #71:   Throwing a shoe at Mommy’s head is not a good way to welcome her home from her trip.


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04/23/2009 · 1:58 am

Rule #67

Rule #67:  Mommy welcomes this atrocious behavior while she’s trying to pack.  That way she doesn’t have to feel guilty about going on a trip without you for 4 days.  BRING IT ON!


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04/22/2009 · 1:04 pm

Rule #66

Rule #66:  If you’re going to break stuff, please break OUR stuff. Not the stuff at a friend’s house. The first time we go over there.


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