Category Archives: Guest rules

10/20/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #399

Rule #399: While it is a novel concept to have two places to pee, if you start at the urinal, it is not okay to finish at the toilet.

Thanks, Mia C.

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Tagged as clean the bathroom, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, toilet, urinal

10/19/2010 · 7:36 am

Rule #398

Rule #398: It is not okay to say, “Get outta here, Lady!” to the woman at the supermarket who tells you that you have pretty earrings.

Thanks, Vicki F.

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Tagged as embarrassing, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rude, rules

10/11/2010 · 7:24 am

Rule #396

Rule #396: Please don’t tell me I have a drinking problem when I spill water on my shirt in the car. I know you thought it was funny when Daddy said it at the kitchen table, but it will be hard to explain if you say it in front of the wrong person.

Thanks, Rebecca F.

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Tagged as drinking problem, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, spill, water

10/07/2010 · 8:34 am

Rule #394

Rule #394: Mommy will not apologize for “hurting your feelings” by asking you to carry your own backpack inside.

Thanks, Maggie S.

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Tagged as apologize, hurt feelings, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, ridiculous, rules

10/06/2010 · 9:52 am

Rule #393

Rule #393: Before loaning your friend some Matchbox cars, you may not put them in your pants and make “car testicles” with them.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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Tagged as antibacterial wipes, car testicles, inappropriate, loan, Matchbox cars, mean, meanest mommy, mom, no thank you, parenting, rules

10/05/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #392

Rule #392: It is simply not acceptable to steal your teenage sister’s favorite lipstick and eat it.

Thanks, Ocean D.

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Tagged as gross, lipstick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, unacceptable

10/04/2010 · 7:29 am

Rule #391

Rule #391: I understand that you saw the teacher’s underwear and didn’t want her to be embarrassed, but it is not appropriate to ask her to pull up her pants. In front of the whole preschool class. And two special ed teachers. Even if you said “please”.

Thanks, Linda D. (who also admitted that she was the teacher in question) 😉

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Tagged as embarrassing, I see London I see France, mean, meanest mommy, mom, pants, parenting, rules, underwear

10/01/2010 · 7:30 am

Rule #390

Rule #390: Claiming a stomach ache might get you out of eating dinner, but you may not have ice cream to make it feel better.

Thanks, Diane M.

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Tagged as dinner, ice cream, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, stomach ache

09/30/2010 · 7:14 am

Rule #389

Rule #389: Just because you are cranky or whiny or tired does not mean you may cry, whine, and complain about some silly little thing that happened five days ago.

Thanks, AmyRuth M.

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Tagged as complain, cranky, cry, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, tired, whine, whiny

09/29/2010 · 1:02 pm

Rule #388

Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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Tagged as bathroom, getoutofhere, inappropriate, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, privacy, rules