Category Archives: Guest rules

10/16/2009 · 8:09 am

Rule #192

Rule #192: Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot. And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

Rule #191

Rule #191: If you didn’t throw your puzzle pieces around like a crazy man, then maybe you would have them all when you actually want to put together the puzzle.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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Tagged as lost puzzle piece, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, puzzle, rules

10/13/2009 · 2:59 pm

Rule #190

Rule #190: Please sneeze into your elbow. If you do sneeze into your hand do not eat the snot that lands there.

Thanks, Dianne G. and eeeewwwwwwww!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, sneeze, snot

10/09/2009 · 1:34 pm

Rule #188

Rule #188: Please do not use my chapstick on the cat. She doesn’t like mint.

Thanks, Mary B.!

Rule #186

Rule #186: Do not pee into the basket of clean laundry.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

3 Comments

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, laundry, mean, meantest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, toddler

10/06/2009 · 11:51 am

Rule #185

Rule #185: The words, “I’m bored,” may not be uttered the very day that Daddy & I finish building that huge brand new playset in our backyard.

Thanks, Jennifer F.!

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Tagged as annoying, I'm bored, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, playset, rules

10/05/2009 · 8:55 am

Rule #184

Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.

Thanks, Margaret M.!

Rule #181

Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.

Thanks, Suzi F.!

5 Comments

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Tagged as babysitter, gross, hilarious, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

10/01/2009 · 2:56 pm

Rule #180

Rule #180: Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping. And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.

Thanks, Vika J.!

2 Comments

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Tagged as loud, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, slam door, sleeping baby

09/30/2009 · 1:55 pm

Rule #179

Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.

Thanks, Chad D!

2 Comments

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, naked, not appropriate, parenting, preschool, preschooler, rules, wet

Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #192

Rule #192: Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot. And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

Rule #191

Rule #191: If you didn’t throw your puzzle pieces around like a crazy man, then maybe you would have them all when you actually want to put together the puzzle.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

Rule #190

Rule #190: Please sneeze into your elbow. If you do sneeze into your hand do not eat the snot that lands there.

Thanks, Dianne G. and eeeewwwwwwww!

Rule #188

Rule #188: Please do not use my chapstick on the cat. She doesn’t like mint.

Thanks, Mary B.!

Rule #186

Rule #186: Do not pee into the basket of clean laundry.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

Rule #185

Rule #185: The words, “I’m bored,” may not be uttered the very day that Daddy & I finish building that huge brand new playset in our backyard.

Thanks, Jennifer F.!

Rule #184

Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.

Thanks, Margaret M.!

Rule #181

Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.

Thanks, Suzi F.!

Rule #180

Rule #180: Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping. And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.

Thanks, Vika J.!

Rule #179

Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.

Thanks, Chad D!

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #192: Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot. And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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Rule #191: If you didn’t throw your puzzle pieces around like a crazy man, then maybe you would have them all when you actually want to put together the puzzle.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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Rule #190: Please sneeze into your elbow. If you do sneeze into your hand do not eat the snot that lands there.

Thanks, Dianne G. and eeeewwwwwwww!

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Rule #188: Please do not use my chapstick on the cat. She doesn’t like mint.

Thanks, Mary B.!

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Rule #186: Do not pee into the basket of clean laundry.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Rule #185: The words, “I’m bored,” may not be uttered the very day that Daddy & I finish building that huge brand new playset in our backyard.

Thanks, Jennifer F.!

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Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.

Thanks, Margaret M.!

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Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.

Thanks, Suzi F.!

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Rule #180: Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping. And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.

Thanks, Vika J.!

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Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.

Thanks, Chad D!

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