Category Archives: Guest rules

09/14/2009 · 6:56 am

Rule #164

Rule #164: Never, EVER use the toilet paper you just wiped your pee with to blow your nose.

Thanks, Leslie K.!

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09/13/2009 · 8:23 am

Rule #163

Rule #163: You may not shove your baby brother for smiling at you.

Thanks, Sherri B!

Rule #161

Rule #161: Informing me that peanut butter is disgusting 5 minutes before we leave for school will not prompt me to make you a new lunch. Perhaps you should have made your own lunch instead of watching Camp Rock for the 1,000th time.

Thanks, MaryAnn. But MOM!!! I have to watch Camp Rock again because it like rocks!

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09/07/2009 · 9:19 am

Rule #158

Rule #158: If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.

Thanks, Karin! Did the stains come out okay? And you at least have to give him credit for trying. My kids probably would have moved a toy over top of it and called it good.

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09/04/2009 · 1:06 pm

Rule #156

Rule #156: Please do not put your sister’s hearing aids in your nose. Just because they make her hear better, does not mean that they will make you smell better.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

Rule #155

Rule #155: Please do not jump, bounce, or climb on me while the dental hygienist has sharp instruments in my mouth.

Thanks, Tanya S. And I hope you’re back to eating solid foods again. 😉

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08/31/2009 · 2:23 pm

Rule #153

Rule #153: It is not (nor will it ever be) okay to give the kittens a bath in the toilet.

Thanks, Sabbath! And I hope your kittens are okay. 😉

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08/27/2009 · 9:21 am

Rule #149

Rule #149: Flinging yogurt on the floor will cause a ban on all yogurt products and earn you a one way ticket to your room.

Thanks to Julie who has the distinct honor of being “the worst mommy ever” to her kids.

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08/24/2009 · 5:16 pm

Rule #147

Rule #147: Things you may not do at the Iowa State Fair:

Run away from Mommy.
Put the entire hard-boiled-egg-on-a-stick in your mouth at once.
Rub sunscreen on Mommy’s shirt.

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Thanks to Aunt Carrie & Cousin Waylon (& Carter Birch too) for the rules & for a fun time at the Iowa State Fair. We’re looking forward to you living closer.

Rule #145

Rule #145: Please do not put that coin in your mouth. When swallowed, it becomes a very expensive penny!

Thanks, Tanya S.!

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Category Archives: Guest rules

Rule #164: Never, EVER use the toilet paper you just wiped your pee with to blow your nose.

Thanks, Leslie K.!

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Rule #163: You may not shove your baby brother for smiling at you.

Thanks, Sherri B!

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Rule #161: Informing me that peanut butter is disgusting 5 minutes before we leave for school will not prompt me to make you a new lunch. Perhaps you should have made your own lunch instead of watching Camp Rock for the 1,000th time.

Thanks, MaryAnn. But MOM!!! I have to watch Camp Rock again because it like rocks!

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Rule #158: If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.

Thanks, Karin! Did the stains come out okay? And you at least have to give him credit for trying. My kids probably would have moved a toy over top of it and called it good.

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Rule #156: Please do not put your sister’s hearing aids in your nose. Just because they make her hear better, does not mean that they will make you smell better.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

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Rule #155: Please do not jump, bounce, or climb on me while the dental hygienist has sharp instruments in my mouth.

Thanks, Tanya S. And I hope you’re back to eating solid foods again. 😉

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Rule #153: It is not (nor will it ever be) okay to give the kittens a bath in the toilet.

Thanks, Sabbath! And I hope your kittens are okay. 😉

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Rule #149: Flinging yogurt on the floor will cause a ban on all yogurt products and earn you a one way ticket to your room.

Thanks to Julie who has the distinct honor of being “the worst mommy ever” to her kids.

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Rule #147: Things you may not do at the Iowa State Fair:

Run away from Mommy.

Put the entire hard-boiled-egg-on-a-stick in your mouth at once.

Rub sunscreen on Mommy’s shirt.

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Rule #145: Please do not put that coin in your mouth. When swallowed, it becomes a very expensive penny!

Thanks, Tanya S.!

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