Category Archives: Guest rules

08/18/2009 · 8:07 am

Rule #144

Rule #144: That little fuzzy-lined slot on the van’s CD player is NOT for inserting coins.

Thanks, Kelly S., and enjoy your new CD player. 😉

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Tagged as broken, CD player, coin, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

08/13/2009 · 3:29 pm

Rule #142

Rule #142: Please learn how to correctly pronounce “directions.” We get really weird looks when you run around saying, “We need to get erections.”

Thanks, Olivia S.!

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Tagged as directions, embarrassing, erections, mean, meanest mommy, mispronunciation, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

08/12/2009 · 5:30 pm

Rule #141

Rule #141: Before you may nurse, you must first remove any rocks that are in your mouth.

Thanks, Sarah R. And ouch!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, nursing, ouch, parenting, rock, rules

08/10/2009 · 9:54 am

Rule #140

Rule #140: You may not push elevator buttons with your tongue. It makes Mommy throw up a little in her mouth.

Thanks, Heather S.!

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Tagged as barf, elevator, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

08/07/2009 · 3:26 pm

Rule #138

Rule #138: Please don’t use the broken doll stroller with no wheel locking mechanism as a ladder. Especially when it requires balancing two books, a shoebox, and a stuffed car in order for you to reach the desired object. And the desired object is made of glass.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Tagged as doll stroller, glass, ladder, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, unsafe

08/05/2009 · 8:02 am

Rule #137

Rule #137: Please do not draw on both sides of Mommy’s new car with a rock.

Thanks, Lauren C., and my sympathies too.

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08/02/2009 · 1:18 pm

Rule #136

Rule #136: Try to restrain yourself from painting your sister head to toe with the ENTIRE JAR of Mommy’s very expensive powder foundation.

Thanks, Becca W.!

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Tagged as expensive, foundation, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules

07/27/2009 · 10:41 am

Rule #134

Rule #134: No peeing off our hotel room balcony.

Thanks, Jana & Dave W.!

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Tagged as balcony, hotel, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, peeing, preschooler, rules

07/22/2009 · 8:41 am

Rule #132

Rule #132: When Mommy says, “Go to your room. I SAID… Go to your room. Go to your room NOW,” please do not say, “Okay, Ms. Repeat Everything.”

Thanks, Sherry B.!

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Tagged as go to your room, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, repeating, rude, rules

07/20/2009 · 8:07 am

Rule #131

Rule #131: No licking Daddy’s computer.

Thanks, Lexi D.!

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Tagged as computer, licking, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, yucky