Category Archives: OA
Rule #77
Rule #77: Just because your 9 yr old sister says that the ants will kill you doesn’t make it true.
Rule #74
Rule #74: When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.
Rule #65
Rule #65: Just because it says on the internet that guinea pigs are good swimmers does not mean that we should put them in our bathtub.
Filed under OA
Rule #61
Rule #61: Screaming about how much you hate the dinner Mommy is making when you’re currently sitting in timeout is not a good idea.
Filed under OA
Rule #55
Rule #55: 9 yr olds should not wear makeup to school. Especially on picture day.
(Mom approaches wielding a wet washcloth; much whining ensues…)
Filed under OA
Rule #50
Rule #50: All Mommy wants for her birthday is…
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Long afternoon naps for the children
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All the loud toys to run out of batteries
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Lunch with my friends somewhere other than the McDonald’s Playplace
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No whining
Is that too much to ask?
Rule #45
Rule #45: No crying because I did not save that piece of confetti from your birthday party 4 weeks ago.
Filed under OA
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
