Category Archives: SR
Rule #22
Rule #22: No, I will not give you more bath water. You had plenty until you dumped half of it on the bathroom floor.
Rule #20
Rule #20: Mommy does not like this sort of thing….
- Mommy: Thanks for putting your clothes in the hamper.
- 4 yr old: WHATEVER!
- Mommy: Saying “Whatever” isn’t very nice.
- 4 yr old: Why not?
- Mommy: It means, “I don’t care about what you’re saying.”
- 4 yr old: But Mom, I DON’T care about what you’re saying.
Sigh.
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Rule #16
Rule #16: Just because you hate the word “bacon” doesn’t mean that you can force other people to stop saying it.
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Rule #15
Rule #15: When you say, “I didn’t whack my brother. At least I’m pretty sure you weren’t looking,” it means you still get in trouble.
Rule #6
Rule #6: When your brother grabs your glasses and bends them, it is not necessary to show Mommy what happened by bending them 3 more times.
Rule #3
Rule #3: It is really hard to order the rest of your lunch with a straight face when your kid just screamed “DIARRHEA” into the drive-through speaker.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 