Rule #261
Rule #261: Please refrain from throwing Legos or Matchbox Cars at Mommy while she is driving. And if a police officer pulls her over for accidentally running a stop sign while trying to avoid being hit in the head with these items, please do not scream at the officer to save you and get you away from the mean woman who is not your mother. Mommy does not appreciate that.
Thanks, Mariel B.!
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Rule #260
Rule #260: Mommy is always right. But if you manage to find documented proof that what she said is not correct… Mommy was just testing you.
Thanks, Beth T.!
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Rule #259
Rule #259: It is not necessary to write your name on your bed sheet. We know it is yours.
Thanks, Jennifer Z.!
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Rule #258
Rule #258: When I say, “Yes you may wait in the car, but do NOT open the doors,” it also means do not fold the seat down and jump out of the trunk to surprise me.
Thanks, Lynn S.!
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Rule #257
Rule #257: When I give you two reasonable options, answering, “Neither; I hope you die!” is not going to end well for you.
Thanks, Jill J.!
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Rule #256
Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.
Thanks, Andrea B.!
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Rule #255
Rule #255: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not steal her beer and replace it with your sippy cup.
Thanks again, Betsy R!
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Rule #254
Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.
Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉
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Rule #253
Rule #253: No throwing your sister’s toothbrush in the garbage. And if there is an eyewitness account of the toothbrush actually jumping off the counter, rolling across the floor, and launching itself into the garbage can all by itself, please must tell Mommy immediately so she can sell the story for $1,000,000.
Thanks, Lara L.!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 