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Rule #400

Rule #400:  Fifty pounds of bread flour does not belong in the family room.


 


Thanks, Danelle S.


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Rule #399

Rule #399:  While it is a novel concept to have two places to pee, if you start at the urinal, it is not okay to finish at the toilet.


Thanks, Mia C.


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Rule #398

Rule #398:  It is not okay to say, “Get outta here, Lady!” to the woman at the supermarket who tells you that you have pretty earrings.

 

Thanks, Vicki F.

 

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Rule #397

Rule #397:

  • During family photos, do look at the camera and smile.

  • During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain.



Thanks to Betsy R. for the photo!

 

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Rule #396

Rule #396: Please don’t tell me I have a drinking problem when I spill water on my shirt in the car. I know you thought it was funny when Daddy said it at the kitchen table, but it will be hard to explain if you say it in front of the wrong person.


Thanks, Rebecca F.


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Rule #395

Rule #395:  You are required to wear the costume/snow suit/dress up clothes for at least as long as it took me to get you dressed in it.


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Rule #394

Rule #394: Mommy will not apologize for “hurting your feelings” by asking you to carry your own backpack inside.


Thanks, Maggie S.


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Rule #393

Rule #393: Before loaning your friend some Matchbox cars, you may not put them in your pants and make “car testicles” with them.


Thanks, Carrie HW.


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Rule #392

Rule #392:  It is simply not acceptable to steal your teenage sister’s favorite lipstick and eat it.


Thanks, Ocean D.


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Rule #391

Rule #391:  I understand that you saw the teacher’s underwear and didn’t want her to be embarrassed, but it is not appropriate to ask her to pull up her pants.  In front of the whole preschool class.  And two special ed teachers.  Even if you said “please”.


Thanks, Linda D. (who also admitted that she was the teacher in question)  😉


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