Tag Archives: mean

08/02/2009 · 1:18 pm

Rule #136

Rule #136: Try to restrain yourself from painting your sister head to toe with the ENTIRE JAR of Mommy’s very expensive powder foundation.

Thanks, Becca W.!

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07/30/2009 · 11:49 am

Rule #135

Rule #135: I know you miss your friends from school during break, but please stop screaming, “I LOVE YOU, NICHOLAS!!! I LOVE YOU!!!” across the restaurant.

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07/27/2009 · 10:41 am

Rule #134

Rule #134: No peeing off our hotel room balcony.

Thanks, Jana & Dave W.!

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07/23/2009 · 7:48 am

Rule #133

Rule #133: When Mommy says, “Don’t pour the salt on the table!!!!” she does not mean to go ahead pour it on the floor.

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07/22/2009 · 8:41 am

Rule #132

Rule #132: When Mommy says, “Go to your room. I SAID… Go to your room. Go to your room NOW,” please do not say, “Okay, Ms. Repeat Everything.”

Thanks, Sherry B.!

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07/20/2009 · 8:07 am

Rule #131

Rule #131: No licking Daddy’s computer.

Thanks, Lexi D.!

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07/15/2009 · 11:25 pm

Rule #129

Rule #129: It is extremely uncool to be at the best water park in the whole wide world and whine about how you’re bored.

Yep, Meanest Mommies… this is where we were today when the 9 yr old whined about being bored. That did not go over well.

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07/13/2009 · 10:12 pm

Rule #128

Rule #128: Those are chopsticks, not nosepickers.

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07/11/2009 · 9:22 pm

Rule #127

Rule #127: Please do not stick the only key to the vehicle we are driving down the hole in the fire truck shopping cart at the grocery store. Mommy does not like that and neither do the three drill-wielding assistant managers who had to extract it so I could get the heck out of there.

Thanks for sharing, Abby G. What a day that must have been!

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07/09/2009 · 2:38 pm

Rule #126

Rule #126: Just because the other kid is laughing doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.

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