Tag Archives: meanest mommy

04/29/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #310

Rule #310: Please do not stick your magic wand into the desserts on display at the restaurant.

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Tagged as gross, magic wand, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler, We can't go back there again

04/28/2010 · 7:33 am

Rule #309

Rule #309: It doesn’t matter how many you times you ask me or the people at Chick-Fil-A, you still cannot order a hamburger. I will not explain why again.

Thanks, Jen W.!

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Tagged as Chick-Fil-A, hamburger, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

04/27/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #308

Rule #308: If you have to go to the bathroom during recess, please just ask the teacher if you can go inside. Its not OK to pee on the playground.

Thanks, Jill C.!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, playground, rules, school, school age, teacher

04/23/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #307

Rule #307: When you run towards Mommy, who is sitting on the couch, trip, fall, and hit your head on her hand, please do not repeatedly tell Daddy that Mommy HIT you.

Thanks, Natalie W.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, fall, hit, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

04/21/2010 · 7:10 am

Rule #306

Rule #306: If you are not careful with your milk, markers, and trips to the bathroom, we actually WILL run out of clean clothes.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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Tagged as accidents, markers, mean, meanest mommy, milk, mom, mountains of laundry, naked, parenting, rules, stains, toddler

04/20/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #305

Rule #305: If a toy goes into the dog’s butt, then it goes in the garbage.

Thanks, Jodi S.!

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Tagged as butt, dog, garbage, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toy

04/19/2010 · 2:29 pm

Rule #304

Rule #304: Licking the glass door is not the best way to clean it.

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Tagged as clean, glass door, lick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting rules, saliva is not windex, toddler, window

04/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #303

Rule #303: I will not buy you goldfish crackers after you have thrown them at my head at the store.

Thanks, Jill G.!

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Tagged as goldfish crackers, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, throw, toddler

04/15/2010 · 1:24 pm

Rule #302

Rule #302: On Mommy’s birthday, you are required to take a nap. A long nap is even better.

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Tagged as birthday, mean, meanest mommy, mom, nap, parenting, rules, toddler

04/14/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #301

Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?”

Thanks, Kristin W.!

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Tagged as flammable, mean, meanest mommy, mom, neuter, no such thing as a dumb question, nuts, parenting, questions, rules, school age, urine