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12/28/2009 · 8:32 am

Rule #237

Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

Rule #236

Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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12/18/2009 · 9:31 am

Rule #235

Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, dinner, Halloween, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, starving, trick or treat

12/16/2009 · 7:45 am

Rule #234

Rule #234: No matter how irritated you are with your brother, it is NOT ok to empty your water bottle on his bed and then pull the covers up over it so Mummy finds it at bedtime.

Thanks, Susan C.!

Rule #233

Rule #233: When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw. As fast as possible. While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”

Thanks, Wendy W.!

Rule #232

Rule #232: Your shirt is not a tissue, napkin, paintbrush blotter, or weapon.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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12/12/2009 · 9:12 pm

Rule #231

Rule #231: When we spend 20 minutes searching everywhere for your brother’s mittens, it would be helpful for you to reveal that they are on your hands.

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12/11/2009 · 2:24 pm

Rule #230

Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, save trees, toilet paper, toilet seat

12/09/2009 · 5:12 pm

Rule #229

Rule #229: Please do not lock your keys in the car. While it’s running. And in reverse. And we don’t have a spare key.

Thanks to Cindy J.! Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here. Where did this happen? Were you able to get into it somehow?

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, car, key, locked out, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, teenager

12/08/2009 · 8:18 am

Rule #228

Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, mean, meanest mommy, mom, outside, parenting, preschooler, rules, snow

Tag Archives: meanest mommy

Rule #237

Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

Rule #236

Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Rule #235

Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

Rule #234

Rule #234: No matter how irritated you are with your brother, it is NOT ok to empty your water bottle on his bed and then pull the covers up over it so Mummy finds it at bedtime.

Thanks, Susan C.!

Rule #233

Rule #233: When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw. As fast as possible. While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”

Thanks, Wendy W.!

Rule #232

Rule #232: Your shirt is not a tissue, napkin, paintbrush blotter, or weapon.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

Rule #231

Rule #231: When we spend 20 minutes searching everywhere for your brother’s mittens, it would be helpful for you to reveal that they are on your hands.

Rule #230

Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

Rule #229

Rule #229: Please do not lock your keys in the car. While it’s running. And in reverse. And we don’t have a spare key.

Thanks to Cindy J.! Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here. Where did this happen? Were you able to get into it somehow?

Rule #228

Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

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Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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Rule #234: No matter how irritated you are with your brother, it is NOT ok to empty your water bottle on his bed and then pull the covers up over it so Mummy finds it at bedtime.

Thanks, Susan C.!

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Rule #233: When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw. As fast as possible. While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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Rule #232: Your shirt is not a tissue, napkin, paintbrush blotter, or weapon.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Rule #231: When we spend 20 minutes searching everywhere for your brother’s mittens, it would be helpful for you to reveal that they are on your hands.

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Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

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Rule #229: Please do not lock your keys in the car. While it’s running. And in reverse. And we don’t have a spare key.

Thanks to Cindy J.! Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here. Where did this happen? Were you able to get into it somehow?

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Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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