Rule #416: No matter how mean the teacher is to you, it is never acceptable to tell her that you’re gonna bite her nipple off.
Thanks, Edythe K.
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Rule #415
Please do not put your pants on while standing on the stairs.
Thanks to Jenn C. who reported that she caught that silly child before she tumbled all the way down!
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Rule #405
Rule #405: When Mommy says, “No, you may not have more candy tonight,” it is not a good idea to try to cram all the Tootsie Rolls into the toe of your fancy dress shoes.
Thanks, Chris S. (who wishes she had taken a picture of this one)
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Rule #377
Rule #377: Perhaps I should have been more clear. You can’t even stick the fork in your OWN eye.
Thanks, Carrie HW!
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Rule #356
Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.
Thanks, Alicia E.!
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Rule #352
Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!
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Rule #330
Rule #330: Do not tell me after biting your brother that, “He bit himself.” I will figure it out somehow. Especially when the bite is on his cheek.
Thanks, Mary B.!
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Rule #297
Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.
Thanks Nancy S.!
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Rule #283
Rule #283: No pouring water into electrical outlets. It causes the wires in walls to melt together, spark, smell, and give you a frightful shock.
Thanks, Jessica D.! And I’m glad everyone is okay. Ouch!
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Rule #268
Rule #268: You many not pull the dog’s teeth with your Handy Manny pliers. He needs them to eat. And by the way, the tooth fairy CAN tell the difference between dog teeth and your teeth.
Thanks, Amy W. (the Meanest Mommy of a 4 year old desperate for a visit from the Tooth Fairy and the owner of a dog who gets a nervous tic when shown the Handy Manny tools)!!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 