Rule #338: In the middle of June, you may not argue over who gets which Halloween bucket for the candy you might receive more than 4 months from now.
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Rule #336
Rule #336: Please do not play the kazoo while pooping. But if you do break this rule and drop it in the potty, do not scream hysterically in the locked bathroom with no explanation.
Thanks, Bridie S.!
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Rule #335
Rule #335: Please do not tattle on your brother for stealing your cup when he’s been strapped into the highchair for the last 15 minutes. (PS, Kid – I saw you hand it to him.)
Thanks, Betsy R.!
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Rule #334
Rule #334: When I am driving and you want to show me something, please do not yell at me to “pause” the car. It’s a car, not a video game!
Thanks, Jodi R.!
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Rule #333
Rule #333: – I am happy to kiss your owies to make them better, but please don’t ask me to kiss them if they happen to be on the bottom of your foot, your bum, or your tongue.
Thanks, Katie A.!
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Rule #332
Rule #332: Please do not throw a giant hissy fit when your brother pretends to take your pretend toy. Can’t you just pretend that he gave it back?
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Rule #331
Rule #331: It is not ok to yell “Zip it, Calculator Boy!” to the neighbor kid, who just happens to like carrying around a calculator and is annoying you at that point in time.
Thanks, Raini T.!
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Rule #330
Rule #330: Do not tell me after biting your brother that, “He bit himself.” I will figure it out somehow. Especially when the bite is on his cheek.
Thanks, Mary B.!
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Rule #329
Rule #329: If you are going to put a blanket over your head and walk up to your brother to call him a jerk face, you might want to make sure that you actually do walk up to your brother, rather than your mom.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!
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