Rule #549: It is never acceptable to use your penis as an air guitar. In front of the large glass window. Facing the beach.
Thanks, Celeste J., the meanest big sister in the whole wide world.
Tag Archives: penis
Rule #539
Rule #539: Compliments are fantastic, but when you walk in on me changing, no one wants to hear about the “wonderful fur” I have on my penis. Also, Mommy doesn’t have a penis.
Thanks, Aimee S.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #525
Rule #525: Please take OUT your penis BEFORE you pee.
Thanks, Diana R.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #472
Rule #472: When people come to visit us, please do not strip down and run around yelling “Look at my big penis!”
Thanks, Jessica W.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #462
Rule #462: Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table. Thanks.
Thanks, Aimee S.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #435
Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.
Thanks, Melissa M.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #297
Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.
Thanks Nancy S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #198
Rule #198: No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.
Thanks, Jessa F.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 