Tag Archives: rules

08/23/2010 · 7:48 am

Rule #366

Rule #366: If you would stop experimenting with new ways to pee and just stick with the tried and true method used by men for centuries, you wouldn’t have peed in your eye.

Thanks, Michelle C.!

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Tagged as eyeball, innovation, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules

08/20/2010 · 7:49 am

Rule #365

Rule #365: You may not goose total strangers at the post office. Or anywhere else.

Thanks, Meaghann B.!

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Tagged as embarrassing, goose, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, post office, rules

08/19/2010 · 6:53 am

Rule #364

Rule #364: Don’t touch the eggs!

Thanks, Shaye M., and my sympathies. 😦

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, eggs, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

08/12/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #363

Rule #363: No, I will not give your brother a time-out for name calling. He called you “Leelia.” That is your name.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, mean, meanest, mom, mommy, name, name-calling, parenting, rules, sticks & stone, time-out

08/10/2010 · 11:18 am

Rule #362

Rule #362: No, you may not give the cat fashionable lavender highlights with the paint we’re using on your bedroom walls.

Thanks, Sinclair S.!

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Tagged as cat, highlights, lavender, mean, meanest mommy, mom, paint, parenting, rules

08/09/2010 · 8:10 am

Rule #361

Rule #361: If you can’t handle being measured at the doctor’s office, and you manage to explode Dad’s coffee onto the nurse, the doctor, yourself, your dad, the table, and the floor, DO NOT come home to Mom and tattle that Dad said a bad word.

Thanks, Anita M.!

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Tagged as apology, coffee, dry cleaning bill, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, professional carpet cleaners, rules, spill

08/08/2010 · 3:30 pm

Rule #360

Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.

Thanks, Paula!

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Tagged as embarrassing, fart, loud, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

08/03/2010 · 11:29 am

Rule #359

Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.

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Tagged as attempted kicking, kick, kicking, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, timeout

07/28/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #358

Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.

Thanks, Linda D.!

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Tagged as 911, daddy, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, phone, police, rules, work

07/27/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #357

Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, baby, breastfeeding, breasts, embarrassing, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rude, rules