Monthly Archives: May 2009
Rule #90
Rule #90: Don’t eat while you’re walking with animals between your legs.
Thanks, Jodi R. I’m hoping you’ll come on & decipher this one. What in the world does this mean? 😉
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Rule #88
Rule #88: When Mommy says, “Please don’t poke your brother,” responding with “I didn’t poke him. That was a punch,” is not a good idea.
Filed under SR
Rule #87
Rule #87: Please do not write your unwanted opinion on your sister’s year-end Preschool Program invitation.
Preschool Rocks, er Sucks
Thanks, Kelly S. And my sincere apologies to Lizzie and her Preschool Program invite.
Filed under Guest rules
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there. I hope you are enjoying your whine-free day as much as I am enjoying mine. 🙂
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
Mother’s Day Quiz
In honor of Meanest Mommy’s Mother’s Day, have your child take this quiz and see if they can score higher than my 4 year old. He brought this home from school today. Scroll down for Meanest Mommy’s right answers (those of you who know Meanest Mommy in real life will find this especially hilarious)….
Meanest Mommy's Day Quiz
1. Correct.
2. Wrong. It’s green.
3. Wrong and VERY wrong. Mac & cheese is fine, but I prefer pizza or filet mignon or ice cream or cake or french fries, making the idea that I don’t like junk food seem extremely silly.
4. Wrong. Meanest Mommy doesn’t like Adventureland and hasn’t been there in almost 20 years. Meanest Daddy takes the kids there sometimes. Is the 4 yr old getting us mixed up? Is he so excited to be at Adventureland that he doesn’t even know what grown-up is there with him?
5. The. Best. Answer. Ever. He doesn’t know a thing about Meanest Mommy, but at least he loves her. 🙂
Sean scored 2 for 5. He did so poorly that Olivia said, “Mom is this supposed to be about YOU? This doesn’t describe you AT ALL!” How does your kid score?
Rule #85
Rule #85: When Mom tells you no internet before she leaves the house, you can bet that she will check the temperature of all the computers when she returns and will be able to tell if any of them are warm.
Thanks to Jessica T. for coming up with the first rule for teenagers.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 