Monthly Archives: May 2009

Rule #83

Rule #83:  Mommy forbids these things next time we are at the library…

  1. Screaming at the top of your lungs.

  2. Trying to escape and hide.

  3. Throwing puppets and puzzle pieces.

  4. Head-butting Mommy’s cheekbone until you make a bruise.

  5. Pulling down the bulletin board.


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Rule #82

Rule #82:  Yes, it is round and full of water, but that does not make it a swimming pool.

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tstoi

 

Thanks, Tanya S.!


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Rule #81

Rule #81:  When I’m holding 80 pounds of groceries and I gently try to move you out of the way so I can get into the house to go pee and you fall over, I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell people that I pushed you in the mud.

 

Thanks, Sherry B.!


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Rule #80

Rule #80:  Good grief child, do not stick your head under the mini-trampoline while your brother is jumping on it. Side effects include bent glasses & hurt eyebrow.


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Rule #79

Rule #79:  When Mommy says, “Are you ready to go?” and you respond, “Yes,” she doesn’t expect you to still have 25 more things to do before we can leave the house.


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Rule #78

Rule #78:  Just because Mommy left the room does not mean it is ok to throw your dinner at each other.

 

Thanks, Becca W.!


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