05/06/2009 · 7:14 pm
Rule #83: Mommy forbids these things next time we are at the library…
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Screaming at the top of your lungs.
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Trying to escape and hide.
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Throwing puppets and puzzle pieces.
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Head-butting Mommy’s cheekbone until you make a bruise.
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Pulling down the bulletin board.
Filed under GC, SR
Tagged as bulletin board, library, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, puppets, rules, screaming, toddler
05/06/2009 · 11:24 am
Rule #82: Yes, it is round and full of water, but that does not make it a swimming pool.


Thanks, Tanya S.!
05/05/2009 · 12:58 pm
Rule #81: When I’m holding 80 pounds of groceries and I gently try to move you out of the way so I can get into the house to go pee and you fall over, I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell people that I pushed you in the mud.
Thanks, Sherry B.!
05/04/2009 · 2:38 pm
Rule #80: Good grief child, do not stick your head under the mini-trampoline while your brother is jumping on it. Side effects include bent glasses & hurt eyebrow.
05/01/2009 · 12:04 pm
Rule #78: Just because Mommy left the room does not mean it is ok to throw your dinner at each other.
Thanks, Becca W.!